How much do you want to be
My goatherd and shepherd?
I want your youngest daughter!
But the young one was a looker!
Only after a night of passion and exploration,
He discovered he'd slept with the wrong one!
To unload the unmarketable old-maid !
You cheated me out of my payment!
I'll tell you what I'll do, just for you,
I have a two-for-one sale going on;
As soon as your honeymoon is over,
You can then take them both!
Seven more years of herding!