Back in the day, heretic, heathen and apostate were perfectly good ways to curse (cuss in my neck-of-the-woods) others and put them in their place. Although it makes light of God’s authority as judge, it avoided taking His name in vain; unlike bloody, zounds and other quaint oaths. We could be blue with out breaking the Father’s number three (3 of 10). Unfortunately it also involves ignoring the Son’s number two (2 of 2).
In pagan religions, to place a curse on someone is to gain some control over them and/or their destiny (playing God). We are still unperfected humans, and are still judgmental (also playing God). Judging really isn’t so much about others as it is about ourselves. We have this confused notion that if we are less sinful than another, we are by default a better Christian than they. As if Christianity is the antonym of sin!
So, what are some modern Christian curses?
Pharisee – As in “She is such a self-righteous Pharisee!”
It is a catch-all phrase that also can be used instead of: hypocrite, legalist, orthodox, dinosaur or The Man. Has also been thrown at OT Christians, holier-than-thou rollers, liturgical traditionalists, and church trustees. We see Pharisees not as brilliant experts, but as unenlightened blind-followers who have skewed priorities favoring stability, hierarchy, and conservation over mission, love and revolution. In other words, their priorities are not my own…
While the meek get the blessedares, the Pharisees get the woetos. They’re prim and proper Puritans judging me for my tarnished shoe-buckles; judgmental in their blatant perfectness. My wife and I have a game. One asks “Who be da Pharisees?”, and the other responds “We be da Pharisees!”
Un-Christian - Example: “Arguing is so un-Christian!”
If you think about it, this is a pretty sinful allegation. A Christian is one who follows Christ; to say they are un-Christian is to say they are not followers. What most of us intend to say is that they don’t follow Christ well, that they are poor Christians; again relative to the yardstick of ourselves! This can bounce back on us a couple of ways:
1. If following is going where led or told to go, then how many of us are good followers?
2. And then there is that annoying “Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of God.”
Worldly – “The Church today has become too worldly.”
We come close to the heresy of Gnosticism when we talk about everything fleshy being bad and everything spiritual as good. Some go as far as to say that Satan’s dominion is the earth and God’s is elsewhere. We talk about others as idolaters, choosing mammon over manna, worry over faith, or personal success over brotherly love. All life (including plants) reacts to external stimuli based upon natal or ingrained survival mechanisms; as fleshy creations, so do we. Calling someone worldly is akin to calling them a Satanist.
I have frequently cussed out others in this manner. It is hard sometimes to really believe deep down that Jesus erased my sins without my deserving it, let alone everyone else’s. In a self-help (worldly) world, we get frustrated when we can not erase our own sins from our conscience. So we do the next best thing – we blacken the sins of others so ours look lighter; like getting a tan so our teeth look whiter.
We beat each other over the head with our understanding of God, assuming still that sinner is the opposite of Christian. The antonyms for sin include: virtue, goodness, righteousness, sinlessness, godliness, holiness, uprightness, honesty, ethics and morality. One can have these attributes without being Christian, just as one can lack all of them at times and still be Christian. Who then are we to judge? Not one is perfect.
Maybe I’ve not been cussing after all. I’ve just been pointing that others are imperfect. Just like me. I'm being inclusive!